Please help me

Hello, my name is Chyna. I hate to brag too much, but I am quite a beautiful and a sophisticated girl. My hobbies are lounging in the sun and just looking pretty. My only problem in this world is my two brothers. I will gladly pay someone to take these creatures and give them a new home. At this point, I don't even care if it is a good home. I'm tired of going to the water bowl for a drink only to find it filled with dirt and grass. Yes, these two animals like eating grass and dirt. Tinker also likes to take all the blankets and pillows out of the dog beds and scatter them all over the floor. Tell me, how is a diva supposed to lay on a hard, plastic bed without cushions? They also wrestle non stop and often bump into me causing me to get up and move to a different spot. The good qualities of my brothers are that they are housetrained. They are excellent kissers and will clean your face and hands whenever you want. They are active, like playing and going for walks. If you don't prefer the young, playful creatures but can provide a quiet home where I won't be bothered by the antics of dumb boys then I will pack my bags and come to you. I'm not getting any younger so please let me know if you can assist me in this matter.

dear Chyna,

come on down, Texas is lovely in the spring! noone should have to put up with those sorts of indignities...

tell your mom we'll make an even trade - you for Bello.

Jessie

I'm so sorry to hear about your indignities. I wish I could be of assistance but I fear my household would not be any calmer and, in fact, would probably be more like a penitentiary sentence than a good life. I hope you find peace very soon.

Dear Chyna,

I would wuv to take your brudders off your hands. I have always wanted brudders. However, I would request dat you take my two tupid tisters in exchange. Makayla, the crabby one, can be a real bag - she insists on using me as her pillow when we lay somewhere and she can get a wittle snippy when she's in a bad mood. The wittle one, Gwace, is nice enough. She minds her own business and doesn't bother me much, but she destroys all my stuffy toys.

If you are interested in trading siblings, pease call me.

Wuv,
Diesel

Diesel,
I used to have hundreds of stuffed toys, but Tinker destroyed all of them. The only thing left in this house is 4 rope toys which serve no purpose for me plus Tinker even ate all the string off the ends of them. We also have a few of those hard, plastic nylabones as he and Ruffy also ate all the plastic spiked bones that I loved. For special RV trips when I get to go on vacation without my stupid brothers, I have a few stuffed toys. So, for a week I get to chew my favorite bones and have my stuffed toys again. Needless to say, when it is time to come home from vacation and join my brothers again, I am in a very bad mood. I keep hoping my brothers will figure out a way to dig under the fence and run away.

dieselsmom wrote:Dear Chyna,

I would wuv to take your brudders off your hands. I have always wanted brudders. However, I would request dat you take my two tupid tisters in exchange. Makayla, the crabby one, can be a real bag - she insists on using me as her pillow when we lay somewhere and she can get a wittle snippy when she's in a bad mood. The wittle one, Gwace, is nice enough. She minds her own business and doesn't bother me much, but she destroys all my stuffy toys.

If you are interested in trading siblings, pease call me.

Wuv,
Diesel

Imi here Chyna, tell your mum we'll make an even swap - you for Pearl. She'll fight right in with your brothers.

Chyna I will send Lola over there to whip your brothers into shape!
No one dares to cross Lola and it's funny her powers seem to calm the wild ones down or else.

Dear Chyna,
Lola and I would love to have you join our Girls Only Club. We even have that same beds as you do. We have plenty of stuffed toys, bones, blankets, etc and no boys to chew on them. Tell you mommy to send you on down! Love, Baby Girl

Oh Chyna, you and Co-Pilot would get along famously, you are welcome here anytime. However, please bring your own Juicy Couture bed along, I don't think CP will share that one.

Chyna, sweetie, I would take you in a heartbeat, but Penny Lane would never forgive me. She is an only child and wants to keep it that way.

Penny Lane here. I'm sorry, Chyna, but you can't come here. I don't share my Momma with anyone. I shared her with Sam that Cat, and now she's all mine. Ask your Momma for a lavender oil massage. That makes up for a lot.

This really upsets me. I do not have a fancy bed any longer because Tinker chews up everything. I'm stuck with the plastic perla beds with blankets in them until Tinker drags them all over the house. I'm often forced to sleep on the floor which is just abuse.

Sara wrote:Oh Chyna, you and Co-Pilot would get along famously, you are welcome here anytime. However, please bring your own Juicy Couture bed along, I don't think CP will share that one.

Dear Chyna,

If you don't mind moving back to Illinois, you are welcome to come live with us. We are outnumbered by the boys here now & we need to even the odds. We are an older, more mellow bunch of pugs and we have LOTS of squishy beds to lay in and stuffed toys aplenty. We've also got the humans trained to cater to our every whim. We think that you'd like it here.

Signed,
Bella & Yoda