Pug Seeking Representation

My name is Bruno. I am a multi-talented pug. Acting, singing, howling, full-body wiggle dancing. I do it all. My specialty is celebrity impersonations. Does anyone want to be my agent? Headshot and portfolio attached.




It's a super old piture of Bruno but still one of my favorites. I wonder if Hitchcock ever knew how much he looks like a pug?

I just love Bruno!! Can I swap him for Ava for a few weeks? Logan needs a playmate!

Amanda wrote:I just love Bruno!! Can I swap him for Ava for a few weeks? Logan needs a playmate!

You have no idea how much I wish Ava lived closer. Put 5 pugs and 2 crazy toddlers in a room together and everyone is guaranteed a good night's sleep! Or a visit to the ER.

He is adorable!!! Love the face!

smoochieface wrote:

Amanda wrote:I just love Bruno!! Can I swap him for Ava for a few weeks? Logan needs a playmate!

You have no idea how much I wish Ava lived closer. Put 5 pugs and 2 crazy toddlers in a room together and everyone is guaranteed a good night's sleep! Or a visit to the ER.

I should know better than to say this but I'm shocked that we haven't had an ER visit yet!

Amanda wrote:

smoochieface wrote:

Amanda wrote:I just love Bruno!! Can I swap him for Ava for a few weeks? Logan needs a playmate!

You have no idea how much I wish Ava lived closer. Put 5 pugs and 2 crazy toddlers in a room together and everyone is guaranteed a good night's sleep! Or a visit to the ER.

I should know better than to say this but I'm shocked that we haven't had an ER visit yet!

Oh man, Amanda, talk about tempting the fates! I logged a lot of ER time with Tucker. I believe that my parents cursed me and wished me to have a child that spent as much time in the ER as I had as a kid.

"Good EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEvening ladies and gentleman...." How old am I that I remember "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" on the teev?

Now all you have to do is draw a Pug profile on the wall and get Bruno to walk by it, pausing to fit the drawing. Another fond memory from his show. Then Bruno would be guaranteed theatrical representation and a new show "Bruno Schlecht Presents" would premier.

And boy Amanda, have YOU tempted the fates with saying you haven't had a trip to the ER yet. Wait until she stuffs food in her ears or up her nose because she won't eat it and you can't get it out. My mother will tell you all about THAT particular episode....

I just want to do a series of films where Bruno makes a surprise appearance in the film. Hitch showing up in his films is one of my favorite things about him and his films. I want to grab my Flip and head down to Irvine to do a shoot!

Aussie Witch wrote:
And boy Amanda, have YOU tempted the fates with saying you haven't had a trip to the ER yet. Wait until she stuffs food in her ears or up her nose because she won't eat it and you can't get it out. My mother will tell you all about THAT particular episode....

I wouldn't be surprised! Kyle apparently got a green bean stuck up his nose.

haha that is way too cute! totally an Alfred like pose!

Wish I'd seen this before doing my film unit (Hitch included, of course) with my seniors! Bruno has a great face!

Probably dating myself but my mother says I once stuck a bobby pin as far up my nose as my little finger could push it. She couldn't get it out so she picked me up and put me back down pretty hard on my feet and it evidently fell out enough so she was able to get it out. (I also used to carry one of those little ball bugs in my mouth and would chew it up if you tried to get it away from me ewww)!