I haz a kweschen - by kimchi

so, i needs to know what daze i should make mommy and daddy buy me prezantz

is my gotcha day the one where i licked mommy for the first time after commin from korea on dat plane or the day dat mommy and daddy saw miss stephanie and gave her lots of paper money?

i needs to know cause i first saw mommy 1 whole year and one week ago and i ain't got no prezantz yet.

tank you for da ansirs. i bite your noze sometime, ok?

Miss Kimchi, if your mummy doesn't come up with the goods for your "gotcha" day, rip her face off. And HAPPY DAMN GOTCHA DAY too!! As for what day it should fall on, I'd say EVERY Saturday. Yes, 52 "Gotcha Days" a year. I think it only fair.

And BTW - don't let Blanche read your post. She's on the warpath about about fractured English. But what would she know? She lives in Canada.

Kimchi, Rona is right. My take is that you (and Penny)(and all pugs) should have as many gotcha days as possible. Failing that, you have two gotcha days - when you first met your mommy and when your mommy gave Miss Stephanie a lot of money. Enjoy them both, and since you are late on your gotcha day, give your mommy a hard time!

Kimchi--you can bite my nose any time. But you need to bite your mother for not ponying up with the presents.

Happy Gotcha Day.

Stella here. You should demand presents every day. Tell your Mother that every day she spends with you is a gift, so she should reciprocate.

Pee in a shoe a day until you get your presents. With the cats, your mom doesn't have that many shoes left. She'll cave quickly.

p.s. HAPPY GOTCHA DAY KIMCHI!!! We are all very happy no one ate you.

smoochieface wrote:
p.s. HAPPY GOTCHA DAY KIMCHI!!! We are all very happy no one ate you.

Hysterical!

Yep, Happy Gotcha Day you lucky girl!

Happy Gotcha Day Kimchi! Sounds like your mommy owes you big.

Kimchi--I agree with everyone--you shouldn't be limited to one day of presents. That being said, I would think the day you actually came home (I assume after the paper was exchanged) should be an extra special day complete with presents and maybe cake.

Tell your mommy to search for Kerri's doggie cake recipe on here, and tell her if she makes mini-muffins from it, they are perfect doggie cupcake size. And they freeze well, so you can have them OFTEN, along with all of the presents.

I agree with "both" or more often!

And yes, so glad Kimchi made it to the US, and wasn't dinner.

smoochieface wrote:Pee in a shoe a day until you get your presents. With the cats, your mom doesn't have that many shoes left. She'll cave quickly.

p.s. HAPPY GOTCHA DAY KIMCHI!!! We are all very happy no one ate you.

We are! I hope you get lots and lots of presents!